we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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