New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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