In the future we'll all be gay
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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