So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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