My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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