Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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