My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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