then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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