better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I think i got beer on your cat.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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