Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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