You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think my moral compass just broke
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