There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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