Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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