I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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