I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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