Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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