if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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