So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Boobs are out for the taking
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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