8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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