Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize