Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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