I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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