i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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