Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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