If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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