she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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