sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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