The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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