You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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