Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
