Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I have already put on my inside pants.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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