just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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