he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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