I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
BRING THE BAGELS
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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