...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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