its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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