If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Its about making memories worth repressing
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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