I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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