I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?