Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.