This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program