Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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