What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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