Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?