Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap