WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
