I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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