You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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