is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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