i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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