Non-Jews are for practice
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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