Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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