I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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