D3 body, D1 cock
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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