ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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