You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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