Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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