Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I believe in your delicious
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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