Can Purell be used as lube?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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