I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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